Sunday, February 10, 2013

The Prodigal Son foretells the Impending Zombie Apocolypse, and YOLO is my mantra

When I was growing up in New York State, (where the bars are open till 4am) I remember returning home from a late night at sometimes 5 or 6am and my father, standing in the doorway, would always greet me with the phrase "Well, the Prodigal Son has finally returned home!"

For so many years, I never really understood what he meant, but in writing this post (my first since December 9th) I may have a sense of what that son felt returning home.  I apologize for my wandering from this blog, and I now return home to repent my wasteful ways (prodigal means wasteful I found out today) and pray that my sins have been forgiven - if only until I wander away again.

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The Return of the Prodigal Son (1773) by Pompeo Batoni

To catch up a bit, apparently the world did not end in December of last year.  Much hype was again for naught.  I must say it's always a bittersweet moment for me when the world doesn't end.  It's not that I believe any of the doomsday notions to begin with, but they serve as such good background for jokes...and of course drinking parties.  YOLO becomes a toast for a round of shots because of course you only live once and the world ends tomorrow!  Of course, at 10 minutes to midnight on the 20th, I admit I did have that fleeting thought of "What if the crazies are right and tomorrow is the last day...I am so totally screwed!"

So I don't believe we should have a year where the destruction of our planet is not on anyone's calendar, and although I have not researched it thoroughly, I'm not aware of one for 2013.  But I did hear about a comet that will pass very close to earth at the end of this year.  While it will not strike us, it may make for quite a viewing event on or about November 28th.


David Lillo / AFP - Getty ImagesComet McNaught shines above Chile in 2007.


The online images of previous comets reminds me of a campy movie that I saw once called Night of the Comet.  In it, a comet passes very close to us and when the Earth passes through the gases of the comet's tail, the vapors turn almost everyone on the planet into...what else, Zombies.





You can read the IMDb review here, but if you have a chance to see it please do.  November 28th is a Thursday so it's a good night to stay at home, bolt the doors, mix up some beverages and watch a good flick, cause remember - you only live once, and tomorrow you just may be a Zombie.

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To view a previous post on the Zombie Cocktail as well as a drinking soundtrack, go Here.

For more on Comet ISON (or as I like to call it, the Death Star) See Here.

If you want to get a sense of the movie on the small screen before you Netflix it, there are some uploads on YouTube.


Thursday, December 20, 2012

Timing is everything...

Sorry all, this latest bout of the flu was much worse than the previous one I suffered through just a few months ago.  Unfortunately, even while sick I had quite a bit of year end stuff going on at my real job and I could not do both.

I am getting better but I fear my full recovery will coincide precisely with the end of the world as we know it!  Be that as it may, look for some new posts this weekend!



Thursday, December 13, 2012

Cures for the flu - none. Cures for a hangover worldwide - many.

I am still battling the flu, at least the fever is gone for now.

Until I return to being able to walk in sunlight, something I came across regarding hangover cures from around the world - with art!  Who knows - you may just need one of these in the coming days!

An Illustrated Guide To Hangover Cures From Around The World

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

and what are these orange blotches on my skin...

Still fighting the flu, and the fever, and the slight delirium, and the hallucinations.

Hopefully, will have a post for tomorrow.

Feel free to look through some of the favs on the homepage or stroll through the archives.

Be back soon.

Monday, December 10, 2012

The third time is the charm and Human Rights Day 2012, be heard


Logo Human Rights Day 2012: My voice counts









I can't believe I've gotten my second horrible cold of the new Flu Season, but that is how it goes.
Still trying to put up a post, but in the meantime:

http://www.un.org/en/events/humanrightsday/







What if I told you that there are now more slaves on the planet than at any time in human history.  Would that surprise you?


A Must Read:

A World Enslaved



Sunday, December 9, 2012

It's all fun and games, until someone gets hurt...


This blog is about drinking. Well history and drinking, but mostly about drinking. I enjoy drinking with friends and family as much as I enjoy the holidays and I would like all of my readers to do the same - this year AND next. 

Let's not repeat the history of over 15,000 Americans who died in alcohol related accidents last year.






If you plan a night of drinking (plans are always good), plan where you will all meet up, plan on drinking extra water, plan on having something to eat, and most importantly - plan on how everyone will get home safely!





I want to be able to wish all of you a Happy and Safe Holiday Season Next Year too!

Saturday, December 8, 2012

Drinking Soundtrack of the Week

As we enter into this Holiday Season of innocence, goodness and kindness..... I say - plenty of time left for that, this weekend - Let's burn down the house!


Grace Potter and The Nocturnals perform "Ah Mary" - not the virgin.





 As you make your rounds tonight my friends, may you each find your own "Mary"



She's skilled at the art of deception and she knows it
She's got dirty money that she plays with all the time
She waters the garden but maybe she just likes the hoses
She puts herself just a notch above humankind

Ah mary
She'll make you cookies
Then she'll burn your town
Ah mary
Ashes ashes but she won't fall down
She's the beat of my heart
She's the shot of a gun
She'll be the end of me
And maybe everyone

Call her a bully she'll blow up your whole damn playground
Pour her a drink and watch it go straight to her head
She'll take you so high up and cover her eyes as you fall down
Then in the morning don't be surprised if you're dead

Ah mary
She'll bake you cookies
Then she'll burn your town
Ah mary
Ashes ashes but she won't fall down
She's the beat of my heart
She's the shot of a gun
She'll be the end of me
And maybe everyone





The Historical Inebriant: The Mary Pickford Cocktail




Ingredients:

1 1/2 ounces white rum
1 ounce pineapple juice
1/4 ounce grenadine
1/4 ounce maraschino liqueur
Fill a cocktail shaker halfway with ice. Add all ingredients and shake vigorously until well chilled, about 20 seconds. Strain into a cocktail glass.


To view all Drinking Soundtrack of the Week posts, click here and scroll down.

Friday, December 7, 2012

Día de las Velitas, La Quema del Diablo, Fire has many Uses, and The Saints and Sinners Cocktail


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Today in Columbia, South America they will celebrate Día de las Velitas or Day of the Little Candles. The tradition first started on December 8, 1854, when Catholics, while waiting upon a decision by Pope Pius IX whether to define as dogma the Immaculate Conception of the Virgin Mary - lit candles and paper lanterns to show their support and belief in this idea.


In Columbia the tradition continues to this day, but now it is celebrated on December 7th, the eve of the Catholic holiday the Immaculate Conception, and marks the height of decorating in preparation of  Christmas.

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Today in Guatemala, South America they will celebrate La Quema del Diablo or The Burning of the Devil. In anticipation of the holiday season, houses are cleaned out of dust, old newspapers and assorted rubbish that tends to gather (and makes a great hiding place for the Devil) and brought out into the yard and set fire to. Effigies of the Devil himself are burned as well to cleanse the household of evil.




Tonight, if viewed from space, the entire country of Guatemala will appear as if it is on fire.

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Every Saint has a Past,
and Every Sinner has a Future
Oscar Wilde





The Historical Inebriant: Saints and Sinners* Cocktail




Ingredients:

1 1⁄2 oz Demerara Rum,  El Dorado 5
1⁄2 oz Cognac,  Camus VS
1⁄2 oz Don's Mix**,  B.G. Reynolds
3⁄4 oz Grapefruit juice
2 ds Grapefruit bitters,  Bittermen's Hopped Grapefruit
Shake and strain into a cocktail glass. Grapefruit twist garnish.


*A more popular drink is the Sinners and Saints cocktail which we featured on our
February 10th post (funny post if you care to read) The St. Scholastica Day Riots.

**Don's Mix is a blend of two parts grapefruit juice and one part cinnamon infused simple syrup, invented in 1934 in Donn Beach, a.k.a. Don the Beachcomber for use in his Zombie Punch.

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 No matter which side you are on tonight, stay thirsty my friends.




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Thursday, December 6, 2012

Meanwhile, in Finland


Sorry about the short post, but yesterday was the anniversary of the repeal of alcohol prohibition in the US, which I celebrated about 25 times last night.




On this day in 1917, Finland declared independence from Russia. At one time part of Sweden, the country was invaded by Russia and would become part of the Russian Empire in 1809. In the civil war of 1917 the pro-Bolshevik forces were defeated by the pro-conservative independence forces and shortly after that Finland became a republic.






The Historical Inebriant: The Finnish Passion Cocktail




Ingredients:
4 cl Finlandia® vodka
2 cl Monin® passion-fruit syrup
4 cl orange juice
6 cl sweet and sour mix

Shake all ingredients, pour into a longdrink glass. Garnish with a boat of orange and red cherry.