Thursday, January 26, 2012

I did not have lunch with that woman.

On January 26, 1998 - the President, standing with his wife, spoke at a White House press conference and made the following statement...

I did not have ____ with that woman.

a) Lunch
b) A really good time
c) Drinks

As we now know, the answer was C.

The Historical Inebriant:  A Blow Job

Layer Bailey's and Kahlua (or Amaretto in some states) in a shot glass
and top with a puff of whipped cream. Place your hands behind your back,
(the shot must be done without using your hands) pick up the full shot glass
with your mouth, tilt your head back* and enjoy!

You may have to suck a bit to get the cream to flow.
Remember, not swallowing is not an option!

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