Urban Dictionary Definition of Spam (pretty funny, if you have time, read them all)
I searched for a Mystery Meat drink recipe but this is the closest I could find.
The Historical Inebriant: Mystery Drinkhttp://www.whattodrink.com/drinkrecipes/4065-mystery.asp
3 oz Gin
.5 oz Lagavulin 16 year old Single Malt Scotch
1 Jalapeno stuffed olive
Shake gin and scotch over cracked ice and serve in chilled cocktail glass.
I fear there are two mysteries here: 1) Why anyone would think of mixing these ingredients
2) Why would anyone want to drink this.
Back to the Spam
You Absolutely have to watch this - and as the judge says "It's all in the presentation"
Interesting post on Spam:
To reserve a spot at The 2012 WAIKIKI SPAM JAM: